The Green Room

I can’t believe I’d never heard of this before. Merry Christmas (or insert suitable festive winter occasion of your choice here)!

A note for next year’s Christmas cards: buy more than 40 sheets of card stock. If you wanted a card and didn’t get one, I apologize, but I apparently know too many people and am now out of cards. Also, you should send me your address sometime in November so I can put together a [...]

Things to do today: 1. Eat breakfast 2. Get dressed 3. Go to Fred Meyer’s (w/coupons!) and pick up board games for Christmas Eve while they’re still on sale 4. Find present for Mama 5. Go to ATM 6. Renaissance Christmas music concert at 3PM downtown 7. Finish last batch of Christmas cards for mailing [...]

Ryan: How would you respond if the cake attacked you? Me: What? Ryan: How would you respond if the cake attacked you? Me: What cake? Ryan: How would you respond if the cake attacked you? Me: What are you talking about? Ryan: Well, I was thinking of something silly, like if you had a cake, [...]