The Green Room

Tea makes everything better.

At work, there is not enough work to keep me occupied. At home, I have more things to do than I know how to think about, but doing many of them depends on getting a paycheque. So I sit here, bored, unable to accomplish anything except rack up hours, and go home too tired to [...]

lunch at Pioneer Courthouse Square fat mothers and fat children taking pictures in the sun fat pigeons becoming ever more agressive behind, beneath, informing it all with its sound and its sparkle water pours endlessly recycled, taking our garbage and our coins and our wishes and bringing them up new

Twin Peaks and Northern Exposure got nothin’ on reality.

This is utterly delightful.

You were running naked down Hawthorne with a banana in your ear, and I think you had the words ‘willie wanka’ written on your back. I couldn’t stop staring at your ass so I was unable to see what was written. I was the guy wearing a tutu and a purple umbrella. Care to dance [...]

The two men in front of me in line for coffee today were having a very intense discussion about narwhals, and who would win a fight over eating a seal, a narwhal or a hungry buffalo.

The future’s all yours, you lousy bicycle!

For Katherine.

I had a dream last night taht my parents’ house waas the gatehouse to a prison, and it was sometime in the 1950′s when the dream started but then it was the 1880′s and we were having a card party, and someone got into a fight and knocked a man down into the lamp, and [...]