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Archive for December, 2007

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Aliens have landed at Stinky Bay.

2273

So, some of you might remember that I was in a rather nasty accident involving my bicycle, my front teeth, and the pavement a little over three years ago. Ever since then I’ve been without any kind of health insurance, so I haven’t been able to do any of the follow-up dental work that I’ve [...]

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Being as Redshirt is (mostly) Catholic, we went to the midnight mass on Christmas Eve. Now, I’ve been to Catholic services several times before with some of my friends, and I know largely what to expect. When we get to the bit where everybody goes up to the front for snacks, I just wait quietly [...]

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Ashland is also famous for its Shakespeare Festival.

2270

It snowed!

2269

Our tannenbaum. (The observant amoung you might note that on the wall behind the tree is a remnant of my office’s Halloween decorations. No sense in wasting perfectly good art.)

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Quoth Redshirt, “Meat pies is people!”

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There seem to be a great number of cats residing in this apartment building. At least, I assume they live here, since I seem them out wandering the neighbourhood and then wandering the halls of the building with the same smug assurance, but I couldn’t tell you which doors they belong to. I think the [...]

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Somewhere near my office building there is a bagpiper playing Christmas carols. Looking out the window I can’t see him, but I can hear him quite clearly. I’m tempted to go downstairs and bribe him to come play closer to our building, but I suspect my coworkers would not thank me.

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This is why I read craigslist.