I think I know why it’s good for your blood pressure to watch fish. I’ve been sitting here having a conversation with Ophelia, (my fish) and he always has such good advice. Just relax, he says. Enjoy swimming. What is there to worry about really? If you can be calm and graceful, everything else is [...]
call her green, for the children who’ve made her
Archive for January, 2004
The great thing about Saturdays is that I have nothing to do. This is also the problem with Saturdays.
I realized the other day when I was reading Feet of Clay that Lord Vetinari is supposed to be Hobbes. Terry Pratchett continually amazes me.
Embroidery is going to be the death of me. I was being overly generous when I thought it would take six months to embroider the edge of this cloak. It’ll take a year, at least. No wonder clothes from the middle ages were so simple. Who had the time or the patience to do this [...]
My roommate asked me this question as a psychological test. Based on my answer, she’s now horribly afraid of me. I’m curious to see how the blogmass rates. So a woman is at the funeral of her mother. At the funeral she sees a man that she’s never seen before and instantly falls in love [...]
The worst part of having been offline for so long is the amount of junk in my mail box. 194 new messages! Everybody’s hitting on me. Can’t cope. Off to Mordor.
I’m back!!!!!! I finally got my phone service restored which means my internet access is back and a long silent voice on the blogmass has returned to wreak vengeance on the unwary and smite the unbelievers. Mwahahahaha!